Monday, February 21, 2011

Holy F-ing S!

I'm a parent of two kids. How was that allowed to happen? More later, but I think a description of my current appearance will suffice to describe how it's going: Currently in my underwear, with damp hair, teeth haven't been brushed in days, a fussy 12 pound baby strapped to my chest (his head precariously dangling over the edge of the inappropriately attached Maya wrap; so my left arm is constantly raised to hold said head), running around maniacally trying to find shoes, pack baby items, arouse 2 year old from nap, soothe 2 year old after waking from nap, put children in car relatively unscathed (me, not them--they fight it), and get out of the house so I can only arrive 15 minutes late to my doctor's appointment.
HELLO, motherhood!